Thursday, June 02, 2011

The latest question, v. 2

4 Year-Old: "Mommy, what bad things did you do when you were a kid?"

Me: "Define kid."

4 Year-Old: "Mommy."

Me: "Well... sometimes I was naughty..."

4 Year-Old (intrigued beyond standing it): "Like how?"

Me: "Let's have ice cream for desert tonight!"

4 Year-Old (too smart for that): "Mommy, how were you naughty?"

Me: "I don't know."

4 Year Old: "Yes, you do."

Thursday, May 26, 2011

The latest questions

"Where does my yawn come from?"

- Henry, age 3, after yawning.

"If you were in the sky, could you see the world?"

- Ryder, age 4

"Has anyone held their pee longer than I have today?"

- Tracy, age 42