Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ten Simple Rules to a Flat Stomach: obey!


Herewith, in response to the absurd number of times I receive this message daily, is my own answer to this ubiquitous question.

Seems there are ten rules to a flat stomach. Thanks to friends and family for their thoughtful contributions. And they are:

10.lie down
9. hang from a tree with weights on your ankles
8. don't eat
7. tapeworm
6. photoshop
5. surgery
4. bulimia
3. a good imagination
2. drugs
and the number one rule to a flat stomach, courtesy of Marcella Pixley, author of FREAK, is
1. no babies

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