Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Ten Simple Rules to a Flat Stomach: obey!
Herewith, in response to the absurd number of times I receive this message daily, is my own answer to this ubiquitous question.
Seems there are ten rules to a flat stomach. Thanks to friends and family for their thoughtful contributions. And they are:
9. hang from a tree with weights on your ankles
8. don't eat
3. a good imagination
and the number one rule to a flat stomach, courtesy of Marcella Pixley, author of FREAK, is
1. no babies
Posted by Tracy McArdle at 12:07 PM